Since 1979, McDonald’s Happy Meals having been serving delight
with two key ingredients: delicious food and, more importantly, a toy. However
on January 9th, expectant British children (and likely intoxicated
twentysomething year olds) dining at the Royal Golden Arches did not find the
traditional joy-inducing (albeit land-filling) Happy Meal toy, but rather a
book (which must have been very disappointing the drunks). That’s right. Two
weeks ago, McDonald’s Happy Meals across Great Britain started distributing
children’s books rather than toys. Between now and 2014, McDonald’s is estimated
to distribute 15 million books, which will make it the largest distributor of
children’s books in the entire United Kingdom. Let that sink in for a minute.
McDonald’s. The largest children’s books distributor in the UK.
If you’re anything like me, your reaction might resemble,
“that’s good!? Wait, no, what?…I mean, it’s better than…wait, what? Sigh. What
is this world coming to?”
I think the Atlantic put it best when they
said: “Is there an activity that combines whooping and weeping and shaking
one's head at the weirdness and occasionally the wonderfulness of the world?”
As privileged Americans we have been so culturally trained
to detest* the franchise that to comprehend such a positive action from
McDonald’s requires both mental and emotional gymnastics.
According to the McDonald’s researchers, there is a clear
link between book ownership and a child’s future success in life. I find this
humorously fascinating. While I imagine this research is making the assumption
that these books are actually being read, and that it’s not merely book
ownership that brings one success, I have found (to my determent) the literal
finding to be more true.
You see, as a child, if I had found a book in my Happy Meal
rather than a toy, I would have been less than enthused. Despite my best
efforts and desires, reading has never been my forte. Growing up, the idea of curling
up on the couch with a good book always seemed more a chore than a pleasure. My
parents, recognizing this at an early age, did their best to entice me to
become more literary. In fact, they even went as so far as to bribe me. One
summer my mother and I struck a deal. If I read the literary classic “Little
Women,” she would buy me ten CD’s. Music has always been more up my alley, so
this would have been a great motivator…had I been a more truthful child. Rather
than actually reading the book, I waited a month (which I felt was the
reasonable amount of time it should have taken
me to complete the novel), and then simply told her I had finished. Giving me way too much credit, my mom upheld her
end of the bargain and drove me to the music store.
To this day, I’m amazed I managed to get away with this. I’m
also amazed how easy it was (sorry Mom…though, to be fair she got her revenge a
few years later when we struck another deal involving swapping river rocks for
driving permit hours. Another story, for another time).
My lack of enthusiasm for reading, however, has not seemed
to impede success. Coincidently, it has also not kept me from accumulating a
sound library. I have bookshelves full of books that I have lovingly moved,
year after year, without having opened half the lot. So, perhaps the
researchers are literally on to something.
If only.
It is true that my lack of reading has not kept me from
attaining respectable grades, a good paying job, healthcare, and stock options.
Success…as they say. However, it has kept me from a great many other meaningful
things. For example, having never read the Lord of the Rings trilogy, I will
forever be stuck with Elijah Wood as my mental image of Frodo (which I assure
you is a true travesty). The magical imagery described in the land of Hogwarts
will forevermore be limited to the Hollywood rendition, and never will I win a
Jeopardy round involving classical literature. These are but small examples
when I take into account how I’ve forfeited exposure to writings that have
shaped societies, world-leaders, and friends. My vocabulary has been hindered
and books that should take weeks to read, now take months (which, naturally,
further perpetuates my reading reluctance).
To be fair, it’s not that I dislike reading, it’s just that
there are so many alternative activities that sound more appealing. And, as a
kid, playing with a Happy Meal toy was certainly one of those activities. Additionally,
while I do regret not having any literary connection to “Little Women”, that
lie fortuitously resulted in me discovering a number of songs that have shaped
me into the little woman I am today (the song, “Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems” (which
was on the Ultimate Dance Party CD I picked out)is a perfect example of this).
As I’ve gotten older and the consequences of the imbalance
in number of songs memorized vs. number of books read have begun to actualize,
I consider those British children lucky.
If McDonald’s is taking the literacy rate of children seriously enough to
eliminate the joy of Happy Meal toys, perhaps it is time for me to do the same.
Keep up the good and inspiring work McDonald’s!
*I maintain that most of us who “detest” the golden arches, in
all honesty, secretly crave its greasy goodness. For me it’s their chicken
nuggets. Few things in life are better than those little morsels of mystery
meat.
How did you get away with not reading "Little Women". Didn't your mother quiz you or something? Where was your conscience when this went down? Tsk Tsk little Hannah but I applaud your sneakiness either way!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like reading you can always try your hand at audio books! I am re-reading Harry Potter through audio and I love it. Leaves my hands free to do other things while I listen.